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[ring]
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At last! The first day
of school has come!
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Hello, Dexter.
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Hello, Mrs. Wolfberg.
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Hey, Dexter.
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Hello.
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Man: Welcome back,
Dexter.
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Woman: Good to have you
back, Dexter.
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Teacher: Well, class,
welcome to the new year.
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So, let's get
right into it. Uh, yes?
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The answer is hydrogen.
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Teacher: Uh, why, yes,
that is the correct answer
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to the question
I was about to ask.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
I wanted to introduce
our new student.
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Will you come up here,
please, son?
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Class, say hello
to Mr. Astronominoff.
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Please, sir,
call me mandark.
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[Ruff ruff]
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[Neigh]
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Excuse me, sir,
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but may I please
relocate myself
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to a closer location
to the board
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so I can achieve
the optimum effect
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of your education?
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Uh, go ahead, mandark.
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This location
will be quite adequate.
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Yes, Dexter,
ica
your thoughts,
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and I am smarter
than you.
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This is your principal.
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Welcome to the new year,
students.
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Let the studies begin!
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Write an essay
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on what you did
this summer vacation.
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Finished.
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Done.
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Teacher: Who wrote
the bill of rights?
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Thomas Jefferson.
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What is the name
of Neptune's moon?
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Triton.
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What kind
of triangle has--
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isosceles.
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Dasyurid.
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The medulla oblongata.
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That's incredible.
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No!
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I am sorry, my mentor.
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I have failed you.
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[Crying]
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Hey, Dexter.
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Huh?
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Some kid told me
you have a laboratory.
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A laboratory?
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Dexter, your lab--
it is the one thing
he does not have,
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and it will
still make you
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the smartest one
of all.
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Go ahead.
Show him your lab.
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Welcome,
and be amazed
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at the world
of Dexter's
laboratory.
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[Yawn]
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Very cute, Dexter.
Very cute.
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Now let me show you
area
facility.
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[Beep]
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Welcome to my laboratory!
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[Echo]
Laboratory!
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Laboratory!
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As you can
plainly see,
Dexter,
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this facility
accommodates
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every aspect of science
known to man.
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Thank you.
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So for you to continue
to waste precious energy
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with your little lab
would be scientifically
unsound.
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And so I leave you
with 2 choices:
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Either you
become my lackey
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or shut down your lab
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and discontinue any further
experiments hereon in.
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The choice is yours.
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Good-bye, Dexter.
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Computer:
Dexter--
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what are you
doing, Dexter?
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Good-bye, my love.
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[Slurred]
Good-bye,
Dexter.
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No!
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[Crying]
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Sir, we're reading
a complete shutdown
from Dexter's lab.
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Our power levels are
at optimum efficiency.
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Excellent. Ha ha!
Excellent.
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Ha ha ha!
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[Crying]
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[Ring]
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Oh, hello, Mr. Levinsky.
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Hmm.
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Mrs. Cartwright.
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Hmm.
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Mrs. Wolfberg?
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Hmm.
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Look! There he is.
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[Excited chatter]
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Hi, Dexter!
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[Echo]
Hi, Dexter!
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Hi, Dexter!
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[Love song playing]
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Ohh...
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Ohh...
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Dexter!
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What do you want?
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Who is that?
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Oh, that's just
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my stupid sister Dee Dee.
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Dee Dee.
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Oh, what
a heavenly name
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the eternals
have blessed
her with!
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Oh, Dexter, Dexter,
please, please,
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set me up on a date
with that golden-haired
angel who graces
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our undeserving school
with her infinite
beauty.
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No way.
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You don't owe
that jerk
any favors.
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That's right!
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He made you
shut down
your lab.
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He's right.
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Yeah.
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And besides,
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Dee Dee's hyper and clumsy,
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and she would probably wreck
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mandark's labo--
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there, there,
old palsey.
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I'll fix you up.
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You will?
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Sure. All you
have to do is...
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[Whispers]
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[Knock knock]
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Hello.
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Ooh...candy!
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There is more candy
upstairs
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if you desire,
my love.
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Hmm...
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Ok.
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Here you are,
my dear.
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Yum-yum.
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So, Dee Dee, I heard
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from a very
reliable source
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that you...
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Like...
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To...
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Dance.
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Dance?
I'd love to!
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Mandark: Aah!
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Robots, help!
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Ahh...
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A toast to my sweet
sister Dee Dee
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for reuniting me
with my true love.
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computer: It's good
to be back, Dexter.
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